December 2011
fffcuk:
crocs are the simplest form of birth control
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
When girls fake their voices to sound cute
When I start singing a song and people join in. →
hahafunniest:
Did I invite you?
Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic lol
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops